I'm so tired!! Been to BB's uncles funeral today, never nice. Have decided to write my own funeral and everyone is to dress in bright colours with name badges on stating relationship to the deceased! Also, going to do a konga following me to the crem, I'll bethe one wearing a cardboard coat, and attendees must wear deely boppers.
Also, there will be cake and vodka afterwards and balloons and a disco, unless I'm really old when I die, then people can sway gently to musak. If I die tragically, especially if I end up in 2 halves, I want people to go home knowing I'm happy as that will be the day I weighed the least in my whole life. See, deaths not all bad.
How to make death nore palatable? Obviously you as the deceased won’t care two hoots, so I guess it’s a consolation for those left behind that you make this suggestion…
Can the attendees wear angel wings as well as deely bobbers? That would be mildly amusing!
Angel wings, hmmm, Oh ok (but no knickers though….)