I go for the knotted hankie effect but with out the knots. Maybe you favor the diamond with a point touching the top of you nose - this irritates me. Or do you spread it flat over your unmentionables?
I only ask as I was in the bath last night and DS3 burst in on an urgent pee mission. I could tell it was urgent as he was doing the wee wee dance. I had my flannel on my head and one leg out of the bath resting on the wall and he asked why I was doing the leg thing and not why did I have a flannel on my head, not only that but he considered it weird. So I must have been wearing the flannel in the correct way!
Taking the gremlins out today on a train. Was looking forward to it until DS2 had a personality transplant in the night and has woken up in a really bad mood! He's currently ranting over the bran flakes and quite frankly if he doesn't shut up, he could end up the first person ever to had been drowned in a box of cereal.