He didn't actually attack her but he drove his electric wheelchair like a man possessed to catch up with her today! I thought they where just having a discussion but as they got closer I could hear him ranting at her - telling her what she'd just done was "against the law my dear!!"
ARGH!!! What had she done?? I need to know!! He said something about an obstruction, I couldn't hear what she was saying, she just carried on walking and waving the cigarette she never smokes around. She's in her summer outfit by the way- she's taken off her coat and is wearing thinner mummy tights.
I reckon she's emptied the entire contents of her bag out on the pavement somewhere meaning he cant manouver his wheelchair around it. There could be a 2 ft pile of ash and cornflake dust somewhere.
I'm going to attempt eye contact tomorrow - be a friendly face in the park. Wheelchair man is a dog walker/roller and meets up with the other pensioners with ancient dogs. They don't pick up the poop the dogs do and if Cornflake Girl knew that she could zing him with "pick up your dog's c**p - then I'll come move my ash/cornflake mountain"