Busy morning at the car boot – insults and bargains

Did I tell you about the guy who was trying to knock a lady down on the price of her dog bed, he was complaining it was chewed etc. As she pointed out it was 2nd hand, on a car boot sale and practically free but he was still trying to barter. He did buy it in the end but someone muttered that they hoped a certain part of his anatomy would fester a drop off soon!!