Well this is week two of the new school yr and I've not seen Cornflake Girl, which I find disappointing. I wanted to see if she's changed, maybe a new hairstyle, bigger bag, smaller bag even.
I have however seen angry wheelchair man (AWM) every day, and either he has enormous piles or something seriously upsets him each morning. He has a big fat border collie who he barks at then the dog barks at him and then they ignore one another as AWM speeds (and I mean "speeds") through the park on his electric wheelchair which he constantly looks like he's sliding off.
Today however I saw him throwing an empty plastic Cider bottle for the collie to fetch, actually I think he was aiming for the dog. An interesting item to throw I thought but then, as I always do, I began to ponder some more. What if he's training the dog to gently collect said empty bottle in the hope the collie will then go on to learn not to puncture a full one and therefore fetch his owner a refreshing apple based drink.
What if this is a special breed of dog with prehensile lips, then upon collection of the full bottle it could remove the lid for AWM - and further, if it could, would the dog pour the owner and possibly himself a glass of the above?
I shall endeavour to check the dogs lips at our next meeting whilst trying to avoid both man and dogs angry rants.